Saturday, November 20, 2010

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Do Good, Feel Good...Get Paid
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1 – Police Officer
Feel Good Factor: Rarely are people more vulnerable and in need of help than after they've been the victim of a crime. A caring, compassionate officer can ease victims' worries and help everyone in the community feel safe.
Training: Most police academies prefer a college degree; some even require one. Consider an associate's or bachelor's degree in criminal justice.
Salary: The average salary for police patrol officers is $51,410.
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2 – Substance Abuse Counselor
Feel Good Factor: Whether it's putting together a personalized treatment plan, or just being a sounding board for clients' problems, counselors can help put people struggling with addiction on the road to recovery.
Training: Start with a bachelor's degree in education, psychology, or social work. Counselors are usually also required to have a master's degree in one of these areas and to be licensed by their state.
Salary: Substance abuse counselors earn an average salary of $37,030.
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3 - Teacher
Feel Good Factor: As a teacher, you can make a difference every day by encouraging students to stick with tough subjects, providing a sympathetic ear during tough times, and inspiring your kids to love learning.
Training: Most elementary teachers start with a bachelor's degree in education. Secondary school teachers often get a bachelor's degree in the area they're interested in teaching, and complete a teaching program. All public school teachers need teaching certification from their state.
Salary: Average annual salaries for K-12 teachers range between $47,100 and $51,180.
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4 – Chef
Feel Good Factor: Food plays a big part in people's lives and chefs who prepare healthy, nourishing meals can make a difference for people trying to get fit. For special occasions like weddings, the food can make the event. Remember, there's a reason they call it "comfort food."
Training: Prepare for this delicious career with an associate's degree in culinary arts or a certificate from a culinary arts program.
Salary: Chefs and head cooks take home an average annual salary of $38,770. In the amusement and recreation industry, it's even higher - $45,650 per year.
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5 – Emergency Room Nurse
Feel Good Factor: As a registered nurse (RN) in emergency medicine, you would often be the first medical professional a patient encounters, which would make you an invaluable resource for both patients and their families at a very stressful time.
Training: You'll need to complete an RN certificate or degree and get licensed by your state.
Salary: According to Salary.com, the average salary for ER nurses in the U.S. is $61,791.
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6 – Computer Support Specialist
Feel Good Factor: People deal with computers on a daily basis, but not everyone knows what to do when something goes wrong. As a computer support specialist, you could help them solve their problems...and relieve a lot of their stress and frustration in the process!
Training: An associate's degree or certificate in information systems or computer science may qualify you for some positions, but most companies require a bachelor's degree.
Salary: $46,370 is the average annual salary.
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7 – Non-Profit Paralegal
Feel Good Factor: Paralegals aren't quite lawyers. But for people who can't afford legal help, paralegals with knowledge of the legal system who work in a non-profit setting can make a huge difference, helping with issues such as child custody or political refugee status.
Training: Most paralegals have a certificate or associate's degree in paralegal studies. Many schools offer online paralegal training programs that let you balance work with school.
Salary: According to paralegalsalarydata.com, paralegals who work for social advocacy organizations earn an average of $42,890 and those who provide services for the elderly and persons with disabilities average at $45,000 annually.
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8 – Pharmacy Technician
Feel Good Factor: A thorough, detail-oriented pharmacy technician can be a valuable resource in providing the correct medication to patients who are sick or concerned about preventing and treating illness. That little bit of comfort that a pharmacy tech adds can really go a long way.
Training: Most employers prefer completion of a diploma, certificate, or associate's degree program in pharmaceutical studies, which includes both classroom and hands-on laboratory work. Pharmacy techs in most states must register with the state pharmacy board.
Salary: According to Salary.com, pharmacy technicians earn an average of $30,658.

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How To Profit From A Great Personality

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1: Sales Manager

Personality Profile: Intelligent, outgoing people who can work a room and make connections easily
Sales managers direct sales teams and must be able to maintain a steady base of relationships that can lead to potential customers. The ability to interact with people in all kinds of situations, whether it's face-to-face, by phone or email, is crucial.
Education: There is no formal degree program for sales, but earning a bachelor's degree in business administration, marketing, or communications can give you the broad business background that you'll need to succeed. An MBA could help a sales rep move into management.
Average Annual Salary: $97,260
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2: Public Relations Specialist

Personality Profile: Friendly, well-spoken people who can operate in the spotlight
PR specialists work with the public, communicating their organization's message, writing press releases, and briefing the media. In some cases, they also serve as the face and voice of their company, which means personality and propriety are key.
Education: You can learn different communication techniques and strategies while receiving your bachelor's in journalism, marketing/communications, or public relations.
Average Annual Salary: $51,280
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3: Emergency Room RN

Personality Profile: Caring and congenial pros who can stay cool - and perform - under pressure
ER nurses must be able to give care, advice, and emotional support to patients with a wide variety of personalities and backgrounds in this fast-paced occupation.
Education: Most ER nurses are registered nurses who have earned a nursing degree. If you want to get ahead in the field, consider an advanced nursing certificate program that covers triage and trauma care.
Average Annual Salary: $62,450
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4: Personal Financial Advisor

Personality Profile: Sharp, personable people who can figure out their clients' goals and make the complex world of finance accessible
Personal financial advisors help people map out their short- and long-term financial goals. A big part of the job involves meeting and landing new clients, so those with an outgoing and friendly personality could fare well.
Education: A bachelor's degree is a must for this job. Focus your studies in an area like accounting, finance, business, economics, or mathematics. An MBA can certainly help too, as can periodic courses in areas like tax laws, estate planning, and risk management.
Average Annual Salary: $69,050
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5: Marketing Manager

Personality Profile: Smart, strategic thinkers who can get both an internal team - and the public - excited about a product
Marketing managers must able to supervise a team and empathize and connect with customers who may see the world in a very different way. The ability to think quickly and creatively while adapting to a changing marketplace is also important.
Education: Start with a bachelor's in business administration, then build your credentials and knowledge with an MBA.
Average Annual Salary: $108,580
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6: Meeting and Convention Planner

Personality Profile: Detail-oriented socialistas who know how to get things done on time and on a budget
Putting together a convention is a lot like planning a party. The responsibilities can run from developing and marketing the event to planning travel arrangements and setting up audio-visual equipment.
Education: In recent years, the job has become increasingly complex, with employers now usually requiring a bachelor's degree. Studying marketing or business is a good place to start.
Average Annual Salary: $44,260
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7: Paralegal

Personality Profile: Friendly, dependable communicators who are patient and organized
Paralegals, also called legal assistants, must be good communicators who can work well with lawyers and clients. Since the job often requires long hours, employers carefully consider a candidate's personality. Loyalty and confidentiality are also highly valued personal traits.
Education: An associate's degree in paralegal studies, which you can earn in as little as 18 months, can get your career started. You may also want to consider a paralegal certificate program.
Average Annual Salary: $46,120
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Thursday, November 18, 2010

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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

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Jobs Salary
Jobs that pay $30,000 and up
Medical Assistant
. Medical assistants are health care professionals who assist doctors and nurses with patient care and administrative tasks. To qualify for this rewarding profession, you'll need to earn a two-year associate's degree in medical assisting. Average Salary: $39,570*. Search for Medical Assisting schools now.
Chef. If you're a natural in the kitchen, preparing food at a restaurant or resort can be a great way to show off your cooking skills. Work your way to a career in the kitchen with a culinary arts program from a top school. Average Salary: $38,770.
Medical Records Technician. A medical-office administrative associate's degree will prepare you for this job gathering and organizing patients' vital health information. Average Salary: $30,610.
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Jobs that pay $40,000 and up
Graphic Designer
. Graphic designers use art to convey messages for magazines, web sites, and more. An associate's degree in graphic design can get you started, but a bachelor's degree will open up opportunities for promotion and higher pay. Average Salary: $42,400.
Computer Support Specialist. Helping people solve their computer problems is an important job in today's technology-driven economy. Most support positions require a bachelor's degree in information systems or computer science. An associate's degree may be enough to get started. Average Salary: $43,450.
Paralegal. If you are passionate about justice and the legal system, consider becoming a paralegal. It's a challenging, in-demand job that lets you work with lawyers, conduct research, and interact with clients. You'll need a certificate or associate's degree in paralegal studies. Average Salary: $46,120. Search for Legal and Paralegal schools now.
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Jobs that pay $50,000 and up
Accountant
. If you're good with numbers, you can make a difference helping organizations meet their financial goals as an accountant. Start with a bachelor's degree in accounting. For more opportunities, consider going back to school for your master's or MBA. Average Salary: $59,430. Search for Accounting degree programs now.
Interior Designer. Does the idea of creating dramatic looks for homes, offices, and other spaces appeal to you? Learn the tools of the trade with an associate's or bachelor's interior design program. Average Salary: $51,020**. Find Interior Design training programs near you.
Clinical Laboratory Technologist. This job requires you to perform laboratory tests, identify diseases, and conduct research. To get started, you'll need to earn a bachelor's degree in medical technology, biology, or chemistry. Average Salary: $53,500.
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Jobs that pay $60,000 and up
Detective/Criminal Investigator
. Investigating and solving crimes is vital to keeping the public safe. You can get started with an associate's degree in criminal justice, but many police departments and federal agencies prefer a bachelor's degree in criminal justice or science. Average Salary: $60,910.
Registered Nurse. Treating sick patients and keeping others healthy are skills that are in demand all over the country. But before you can start helping patients, you'll need to earn an associate's or bachelor's degree in nursing and get licensed in your state. Average Salary: $62,450. Search for Nursing and Medical Assisting schools near you.
Database Administrator. These tech geniuses maintain computerized records to help workers locate information and perform their jobs more efficiently. To qualify for this in-demand career, get a bachelor's degree in database technology, computer science, or information science. In some cases, an associate's degree could be enough to get your foot in the door. Average Salary: $69,740.
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Jobs that pay $80,000 and up
Marketing Manager
. These senior-level employees are in charge of conceptualizing creative ways to bring in sales. Get your foot in the door with a bachelor's degree in business or marketing. Once you've got some experience under your belt, consider earning a master's degree. Average Salary: $108,580.
Education Administrator. While teachers are in charge of the classroom, administrators oversee individual schools and even entire school districts. Most education administrators begin as teachers, with a bachelor's degree in education. To move into administration, get a master's degree in education. Average Salary: $80,000 and up***.
Nurse Practitioner. Nurse practitioners treat patients, and in many states can have their own medical practices and prescribe medications. If you like responsibility and challenge, start the path to an NP career by becoming a registered nurse. From there, you'll need to earn a master's of science in nursing degree. Average Salary: $87,000****.
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Monday, November 15, 2010

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America's Top 10 Jobs
#1 Job: Systems Engineer
Median Salary: $87,100
The Job: Systems engineers are essentially managers who oversee the engineering aspects of a system or project, often leading a team of lower-level engineers.
Did You Know? No longer confined to just the IT industry, systems engineers work everywhere from NASA to Wall Street and Main Street.
What You Need: As a minimum, you'll need a bachelor's degree in engineering or a related field.
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#2 Job: Physician Assistant
Median Salary: $90,900
The Job: A physician assistant (PA) practices medicine under a doctor's direct supervision, which can include diagnosing diseases, writing prescriptions, and assisting in surgery.
Did You Know? Job opportunities for PAs are growing rapidly in inner cities and rural areas.
What You Need: A bachelor's degree in a health-sciences focused field will get you started, but you'll need a master's degree to advance to the highest income levels. You'll also need to pass a national exam. Many nurses gravitate to this field as a way to advance their health care careers.
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#3 Job: College Professor
Median Salary: $70,400
The Job: Teaching, writing scholarly papers and books, and possibly some administrative work. While getting your summers off is great, remember that it will take you a while to get the advanced degree you need to get a top-paying job.
Did You Know? Private universities tend to pay much more than state schools and community colleges.
What You Need: Almost without exception you will need a bachelor's degree. Plan on adding a master's degree and maybe even a PhD in your chosen field.
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#4 Job: Nurse Practitioner
Median Salary: $85,200
The Job: Very similar to a physician assistant (PA), a nurse practitioner (NP) is a registered nurse who has usually received a master's degree in nursing.
Did You Know? Unlike PAs, NPs can work independently and don't have to report directly to an MD.
What You Need: There are many avenues to starting a nursing career. Many people will add a bachelor's degree on top of their initial training. Earning your master's is the next step to becoming a full NP.
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#5 Job: IT Project Manager
Median Salary: $98,700
The Job: An IT project manager plans, manages, and completes projects while also managing the project cost, quality, and expectations.
Did You Know? One perk of the job is that it can lead to very senior-level positions, like chief technology officer (CTO) and chief information officer (CIO).
What You Need: A bachelor's degree in business, computer science, or engineering, though many project managers also have several years of business experience and an MBA.
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#6 Job: Certified Public Accountant (CPA)
Median Salary: $74,200
The Job: Accounting is a year-round profession which involves much more than taxes. Many CPAs work for companies planning and managing their finances as well as handling tax and regulation issues.
Did You Know? Jazz musician Kenny G, novelist John Grisham, and Ultimate Fighting champ Chuck Liddell each have an accounting degree. And Nike founder Phil Knight is a licensed CPA.
What You Need: To nab a top-paying job, you'll want to earn your bachelor's degree in accounting, but many people start with an associate's degree in accounting. You'll need to get certification by taking the CPA exam.
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#7 Job: Physical Therapist
Median Salary: $74,300
The Job: Physical therapists treat everyone from newborns and athletes to the elderly. It's a job known for its high-satisfaction rate, as well as the ability to work independently.
Did You Know? A Swiss physical therapist is the smarty pants who discovered that the stability ball, which was first created as a toy, could also help treat lower back pain.
What You Need: A bachelor's degree and then a master's from an accredited physical therapy program, which prepares you for any national or state exams you may need to pass.
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#8 Job: Computer/Network Security Consultant
Median Salary: $99,700
The Job: These guys and gals are on the frontlines of the newest kind of terrorism: cybercrime. Wireless security and computer forensics are two of the hottest jobs right now.
Did You Know? The total number of known computer viruses, worms and Trojan horses surpassed one million in 2008.
What You Need: Just about any IT course or certificate program can help you get ahead, though a bachelor's in a technology-focused field is a great place to start.
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#9 Job: Intelligence Analyst
Median Salary: $82,500
The Job: Does sitting at a desk analyzing data - some of which may be top-secret - sound exciting? That's what many intelligence analysts do, whether they work for a defense contractor or government agency.
Did You Know? Language skills are a hot commodity in this field. The FBI lists 14 priority languages for potential intelligence analysts.
What You Need: A bachelor's degree. Beyond that, experience is the key, whether you're fluent in several languages, familiar with international policy, or a military veteran.
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#10 Job: Sales Director
Median Salary: $140,000
The Job: A sales director oversees a sales staff, sets goals, and helps move product. Do this well, and you can write your own ticket, whether it means moving into senior management or earning performance-based bonuses.
Did You Know? In Arthur Miller's play Death of a Salesman, it is never disclosed what the main character, Willy Loman, actually sells.
What You Need: Leadership skills and a bachelor's degree. Studying marketing or business will give you a strong background and earning an MBA will give you management skills and boost you into the upper levels of earning potential.

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Training Times For Top Jobs
Medical Assistant
Training = 1 YearPay = $28,300 per year*
Medical assistants work in medical offices. Duties vary by setting and state, but can include anything from filing medical records to recording vital signs. You can get into this health care career with a one-year medical assisting diploma or certificate.
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Licensed Practical Nurse
Training = 1 YearPay = $39,030 per year
Another quick path to a health care career is the licensed practical nurse (LPN) certificate, which opens the door to LPN careers, and can be completed in as little as one year. Licensed practical nurses provide patient care under the direction of doctors and registered nurses.
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Registered Nurse
Training = 2 YearsPay = $62,450 per year
If you want a health care career with lots of responsibility and room to grow, a registered nurse (RN) position may be for you. You'll need to invest two years in your education via an associate's degree in nursing.
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Business Assistant
Training = 2 YearsPay = $29,050 per year
You can find an entry-level job in the business world with just two years of education through an associate's degree program. Having enough knowledge of computer software applications, word processing, and spreadsheets will also be important in this field. Office support is a typical job position and pays $29,050.
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Financial Analyst
Training = 4 YearsPay = $73,150 per year
If the stock market excites you, you may want to invest four years into a bachelor's degree in finance, which is the general requirement for becoming a financial analyst. Accounting and business administration are also popular majors. Once you've got some experience, you'll want to look into master of business administration (MBA) programs.
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Business Professional - Management Level
Training = 2 Years of Graduate SchoolPay = $91,570 per year
Assuming you already have a bachelor's degree, business professionals with management aspirations can earn an MBA in just two years.
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Paralegal
Training = 6 Months - 2 YearsPay = $46,120 per year
There are several routes to joining the legal field. You can earn an associate's degree in paralegal studies, which takes one to two years. If you already have an associate's or bachelor's degree, it is sometimes possible to earn a paralegal certificate in just a few months.
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Court Reporter
Training = 2 YearsPay = $49,710 per year
You can train to work in the exciting legal field in about two years by earning an associate's degree in court reporting. Many programs require internships so you'll learn inside and outside the classroom.

Friday, November 12, 2010

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The Path To A Career That Pays
Job #1 - Medical Assistant
If you're looking for an in-demand job, look into medical assisting. According to the U.S. Department of Labor, it's one of the fastest growing occupations.
Step 1: Get EducatedComplete a one-year certificate program or two-year associate's degree in medical assisting. Both paths can get you into the workforce quickly.
Step 2: Get CertifiedTake the American Association of Medical Assistants exam to become a Certified Medical Assistant. Certification isn't always required, but it will qualify you for more positions.
Step 3: Get PaidThe top ten percent of medical assistants earn an average of $39,570 per year.
Search for Medical Assisting training programs near you.
Job #2 - Accountant
Accounting is another field with growth and great pay. According to the Department of Labor, employment of accountants and auditors is projected to grow 22 percent between 2008 and 2018.
Step 1: Get EducatedYou'll need at least an associate's degree in accounting to get into this field. (A bachelor's degree will open up more opportunities.) The good thing is that accounting is a diverse field: You can catch white-collar criminals as a special agent with the FBI, help people get a handle on their personal finances, or audit major corporations.
Step 2: Get CertifiedPassing the Certified Public Accountant (CPA) exam shows you have the knowledge, skills, and dedication to qualify for more advanced positions and bigger clients, most of whom require this credential.
Step 3: Get PaidAccountants and auditors earn an average of $59,430 per year.
Search for Accounting degree programs now.
Job #3 - Registered Nurse
Nursing is a versatile, in-demand career that pays well. In fact, the top 10 percent of nurses earn more than $92,240 per year. So how can you start working and gaining experience quickly without sacrificing your shot at the best jobs?
Step 1: Get EducatedGet the classroom and clinical experience needed to prepare for a registered nurse (RN) job with a nursing diploma or two-year associate's degree in nursing program.
Step 2: Get LicensedEach state requires RNs to pass a licensing exam. Once you're licensed, you'll be able to work in a hospital, medical office, or anywhere else health services are provided.
Step 3: Get Paid (and build your career)Now that you're on the job, you can use the education and experience you already have to earn an online bachelor's degree in an RN-to-BSN program, which could help you qualify for more positions.
Search for Nursing programs near you now.
Job #4 - Paralegal
Paralegals perform work that is challenging, varied, and lucrative. According to the Department of Labor, employment of paralegals and legal assistants is projected to grow 28 percent between 2008 and 2018.
Step 1: Get EducatedTrain to start your paralegal career quickly with a paralegal certificate, which can sometimes be completed in a few months. Another route is an associate's degree in paralegal studies.
Step 2: Get CertifiedSeveral national organizations offer certification after passing a test. Although not all jobs require certification, and you can start working without it, certification will make you a more attractive job candidate and put you on a faster career track.
Step 3: Get PaidParalegals who work for the executive branch of the federal government earn an average of $58,540 per year.
Find Paralegal programs near you.
Job #5 - Computer Programmer
Computers are a huge part of our daily lives, so it makes sense that the demand for people to write the programs that run on our laptops and cell phones is growing.
Step 1: Get EducatedEarn a bachelor's degree in computer science. This degree is the starting point for most programmers. Once you've been on the job for a while, you might consider a master's degree as well.
Step 2: Get Certified (in a programming language) Depending on what kind of programming you do, you'll need expertise in a programming language like C++ or HTML. Receiving certification through a school-based program will show that you really know your stuff. If you're already on the job, check with your employer…they may even cover the cost!
Step 3: Get PaidComputer programmers who work for software publishers had an annual average salary of $81,780 in 2008.
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Most Valuable Degrees

Winner: Bachelor's Degree in Business Administration
The most popular college degree in the world is also the best college degree. A superb pick for students looking for a versatile bachelor's degree with major earning power.
Time to completion: 4 years Starting salary: $45,200Mid-career salary: $73,000
Winning factor: One of the advantages of a business degree is that you're able to move into many different industries. To name just two, health care is one of the fastest growing sectors of the economy, and finance is one of the most stable.

2nd Place: Associate's Degree in Medical Assisting
The timing for earning an associate's degree in medical assisting couldn't be better. The suddenly red-hot career was highlighted in Laurence Shatkin's book Best Jobs for the 21st Century and was also named by Forbes as one of the fastest growing jobs for women in 2010.
Time to completion: 18 months to 2 years Average salary: $28,650Potential salary: $39,970
Winning factor: Medical assisting opportunities are expected to grow an amazing 34 percent between 2008 and 2018, according to the U.S. Department of Labor.

3rd Place: Bachelor's Degree in Accounting
Accounting is often overshadowed by the more popular business degree but the salary figures are higher for this more specialized degree. And you don't need an accounting degree to know that money talks!
Time to completion: 4 years Starting salary: $46,500Potential salary: $77,600
Winning factor: There's a lot of opportunity for those with an accounting degree. In a recent survey of more than 500 senior finance executives, more than half of the CFOs expressed concern about a lack of qualified accountants entering the workforce, according to global accounting organization Grant Thornton.

4th Place: Associate's Degree in Paralegal Studies
It's hard to imagine a two-year degree with more upside than an associate's degree in paralegal studies. This extremely solid degree allows you to work for a law firm or for yourself, in whatever city or town you want in America. And the pay isn't just good; it's great.
Time to completion: 2 years Average salary: $46,120Potential salary: $73,450
Winning factor: Opportunities for paralegals and legal assistants are expected to grow at a healthy 28 percent clip between 2008 and 2018, according to the Department of Labor.

5th Place: Bachelor's of Science in Nursing
Add job security to the long list of reasons to become a nurse. A Vanderbilt University analysis in 2009 predicted that the U.S. will have a shortage of 260,000 nurses in 2025.
Time to completion: 4 years Starting salary: $52,700Mid-career salary: $68,200
Winning factor: Employment opportunities are expected to soar 22 percent between 2008 and 2018, with hundreds of thousands of job openings expected from retirements, according to the Department of Labor.

http://education.yahoo.net/articles/most_valuable_degrees.htm?kid=16K8M

Sunday, November 7, 2010

تسلیت (G)

شهادت حضرت امام محمد تقي، جوادالائمه علیه السلام تسليت باد

Friday, November 5, 2010

آدمها (G)

آدم هاي بزرگ در باره ايده ها سخن مي گويند
آدم هاي متوسط در باره چيزها سخن مي گويند
آدم هاي كوچك پشت سر ديگران سخن مي گويند

آدم هاي بزرگ درد ديگران را دارند
آدم هاي متوسط درد خودشان را دارند
آدم هاي كوچك بي دردند

آدم هاي بزرگ عظمت ديگران را مي بينند
آدم هاي متوسط به دنبال عظمت خود هستند
آدم هاي كوچك عظمت خود را در تحقير ديگران مي بينند

آدم هاي بزرگ به دنبال كسب حكمت هستند
آدم هاي متوسط به دنبال كسب دانش هستند
آدم هاي كوچك به دنبال كسب سواد هستند

آدم هاي بزرگ به دنبال طرح پرسش هاي بي پاسخ هستند
آدم هاي متوسط پرسش هائي مي پرسند كه پاسخ دارد
آدم هاي كوچك مي پندارند پاسخ همه پرسش ها را مي دانند

آدم هاي بزرگ به دنبال خلق مسئله هستند
آدم هاي متوسط به دنبال حل مسئله هستند
آدم هاي كوچك مسئله ندارند

آدم هاي بزرگ سكوت را براي سخن گفتن برمي گزينند
آدم هاي متوسط گاه سكوت را بر سخن گفتن ترجيح مي دهند
آدم هاي كوچك با سخن گفتن بسيار، فرصت سكوت را از خود مي گيرند
با تشکر از جعفر

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

آخرین مجرد (PG)

آخرین مجرد یک فیلم کمدی مفرح است که به دیدنش می ارزد

Friday, October 29, 2010

Asian List-Updated (PG)

Movie
Virgin Snow: K Movie
A Millionaire's First Love: K Movie
A Time to Remember: K Movie
Tokyo Boy: J Movie
Love So Divine: K Movie
Unstoppable Marriage: K Movie
Now and Forever: K Movie
Daisy: K Movie
...ing: K Movie
Sono Toki wa Kare ni Yoroshiku (Say Hello for Me): J Movie
Season of Good Rain: K Movie
Ima, Ai ni Yukimasu (Be with You): J TV Drama/Movie
Waiting in the Dark: J Movie
Contract Lover: Hong Kong Movie
World of Silence: K Movie
Boku no Hatsukoi wo Kimi ni Sasagu Raw (I Give My First Love to You): J Movie
Ride Away: K Movie
Angel I Love You: Taiwanese Movie
My Boss, My Teacher/My Boss, My Hero: K Movie
Little Prince: K Movie
Oh! Happy Day: K Movie
Trace of Love: K Movie
The Scent of Love: K Movie
The Classic: K Movie
Love of South and North: K Movie
Shiri: K Movie
Love Undercover: HK Movie
Love Undercover 2: Love Mission: HK Movie
Drink, Drank, Drunk: HK Movie
Game: J Movie
Crazy for Wait: K Movie
Wedding Dress: K Movie
My Sassy Girl: K Movie
Starlight High Noon: J Movie
Josee, the Tiger and the Fish: J Movie (M)
Hear Me: T Movie
Secret: T Movie
TV Drama
Kita no Kuni Kara (From the Northern Country): Japanese TV Drama
Aishiteru To Itte Kure: J TV Drama
Koizora/Sky of Love: J TV Drama
Rondo: Korean TV Drama
Stairway to Heaven: Korean TV Drama
Sad Love Story/Sad Love Song/Sad Sonata: K TV Drama
Winter Sonata: K TV Drama
Autumn Fairy Tale/Automn in My Heart: K TV Drama
Save The Last Dance For Me: K TV Drama
Beautiful Days: K TV Drama
Bad Love: K TV Drama
Tatta Hitotsu No Koi: J TV Drama
Tree of Heaven/Trees In Heaven/Heavenly Tree: K TV Drama
Sekai no Chuushin de, Ai wo Sakebu: J TV Drama
Truth: K TV Drama
Women In The Sun: K TV Drama
Hanoi Bride: K TV Drama
When Spring Comes: K TV Drama
Tokyo Shower: K TV Drama
We Are Dating Now: K TV Drama
Boku to Kanojo to Kanojo no Ikiru Michi (The Way We Live): J TV Drama
My Mighty Princess: K TV Drama
One Liter of Tears: J TV Drama
Will It Snow for Christmas? K TV Drama
All in: K TV Drama
What Star Did You Come From? K TV Drama
Temptation of an Angel: K TV Drama
Bara no Nai Hanaya (The Flower Shop without Roses): J TV Drama
Summer Scent: K TV Drama
My 19 Year Old Sister in Law/My Sister-in-Law Is 19 /She Is Nineteen: K TV Drama
Cinderella's Sister: K TV Drama
Silence: Taiwanese TV Drama
The Snow Queen: K TV Drama
Konna Koi no Hanashi (A Story of Love): J TV Drama
Loving You: K TV Drama
Really Really Like You/Love Truly/I Really Really Like You: K TV Drama
Crazy For You/Crazy for Love /Crazy in Love: K TV Drama
Spring Story: J TV Drama
Koukou Kyoushi (High School Teacher ): J TV Drama
Itoshi Kimi E (to the One I Love): J TV Drama
Spring Waltz: K TV Drama
Down with Love/Just Want to Depend on You/Stick with You: T TV Drama
Don’t Hesitate: K TV Drama
My Fair Lady/Yojo Lady/The Perfect Girl/Take Care of the Young Lady/Take Care of My Lady: K TV Drama
The Mysteries of Love/Shall We State the Case: HK TV Drama
Why Why Love/Exchange Love: T TV Drama
Beautiful Illusions: Singapore TV Drama
Sticky Note Girl/Destiny Love: T TV Drama
It Started with a Kiss: T TV Drama
They Kiss Again: T TV Drama
Playful Kiss: K TV Drama
Autumn's Concerto: T TV Drama
Devil Beside You: T TV Drama
Meteor Garden 1: T TV Drama
Corner with Love: T TV Drama

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

اخطار (G)

،خبر بد
متاسفانه جی میل و گوگل تاک را هم می شود هک کرد

Top 98 (G)

Henley & Partners Visa Restrictions Index Global Ranking 2010
http://www.henleyglobal.com/fileadmin/pdfs/content/hvri2010_globalRanking.pdf

تورم (G)

در بیست و هفت سال گذشته، بهای خانه هشت برابر و قیمت غذا فقط سه برابر در استرالیا افزایش داشته است

Saturday, October 23, 2010

فیلم (R)

در دنیا دو دسته فیلم هنری با محتوای بزرگسالان و موضوعات ممنوعه وجود دارد: یک دسته که در انتها پیام مثبتی در بر دارند و دسته دیگر که برعکس، نه تنها پیامی ندارند بلکه به طور ضمنی مهر تائیدی هم بر انحرافات روی داده در فیلم می زنند. از جمله این دسته به عقیده من فیلم فنلاندی خستگی ناپذیر و فیلم کره ای محرم شدن می باشد. اما دیگر فیلم فنلاندی یخ سیاه در دسته اول می گنجد که علیرغم محتوای آن، با پیامی سازنده به انتها می رسد

Friday, October 22, 2010

ارز (G)

برای اولین بار قیمت دلار استرالیا از بقیه دلارها بالاتر رفت

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

چینی (G)

آیا می دانستید که در زبان چینی حداقل 53 نوع طرز ادای حروف صدادار (کلا شش تا در فارسی) وجود دارد؟!ا

آموزشی (G)

چند خبر کوتاه آموزشی
اول کاهش درآمد استرالیا از طریق جذب دانشجویان بین المللی امسال چشمگیر بوده که بیشتر بدلایل حملات نژادپرستانه و بحران اقتصاد جهانی رخ داده است
و این که دانشگاه ملبورن برخی از رشته های کارشناسی ارشد خود را امسال دکترا معرفی کرده است!ا

انعکاس (PG)

فیلم ایرانی انعکاس رو قبلا دیده بودم اما به دوباره دیدنش می ارزید

چینی (G)

!تعداد چینی های سیدنی تا نیم میلیون تخمین زده می شود

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

لج و لجبازی (PG)

لج و لجبازی یک فیلم جذاب است که بدون لجبازی تماشاچی را تا به انتها راضی نگاه می دارد

امام رضا (G)

میلاد سلطان انس و الجان، حضرت امام رضا علیه السلام بر همگان مبارک باد

Monday, October 18, 2010

CPR (G)

در احیای بیماران، اول ماساژ قلبی سپس تنفس مصنوعی

اعتبار (G)

دوستان مراقب باشید تا بوسیله یک سری موسسه بی اعتبار که همین طوری مشغول صدور اعتبار برای دانشگاه ها هستند فریب نخورید. من به پایگاه این موسسات مراجعه کردم اما دریغ از یک فهرست ساده از ارزشیابی ها. این موسسات معمولا اسامی پرطمطراقی را نیز یدک می کشند که ناخودآگاه انسان را بیاد برخی موسسات مالی اعتباری وطنی می اندازد
Higher Education Accreditation Commission (HEAC)
The International Accreditation Agency for Online Universities (IAAOU)
The Universal Council for Online Education Accreditation (UCOEA)
Board of Online Universities Accreditation (BOUA)
Middle States Association of Colleges and Schools (MSACS)
New England Association of Schools and Colleges (NEASC)
North Central Association of Colleges and Schools (NCACS)
Northwest Association of Schools, Colleges and Universities (NASCU)
International Accreditation Agency for Online Universities (IAAOU)
Southern Association of Colleges and Schools (SACS)
World Online Education Accrediting Commission (WOEAC)
Western Association of Schools and Colleges (WASC)

European Smart Cities (G)

Luxembourg
Aarhus
Turku
Aalborg
Odense
Tampere
Oulu
Eindhoven
Linz
Salzburg
Montpellier
Innsbruck
Graz
Nijmegen
Groningen
Gent
Ljubljana
Maastricht
Joenkoeping
Brugge
Enschede
Goettingen
Umeaa
Regensburg
Dijon
Nancy
Trier
Clermont-Ferrand
Poitiers
Maribor
Cork
Erfurt
Magdeburg
Kiel
Zagreb
Cardiff
Leicester
Portsmouth
Aberdeen
Tartu
Pamplona
Plzen
Valladolid
Usti Nad Labem
Trento
Coimbra
Nitra
Rzeszow
Trieste
Oviedo
Ancona
Perugia
Bialystok
Kosice
Timisoara
Banska Bystrica
Bydgoszcz
Patrai
Kaunas
Larisa
Gyor
Szczecin
Sibiu
Kielce
Pecs
Liepaja
Miskolc
Craiova
Pleven
Ruse
http://www.smart-cities.eu/ranking.html

خط فقر (G)

ده درصد استرالیایی ها زیر خط فقر زندگی می کنند. البته این خط فقر یه کوچولو با خط فقر خودمون فرق داره

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Saturday, October 16, 2010

آیا می دانید که (G)

آیا می دانید که هر روز یک پنجم جمعیت جهان کولا می نوشند
پر مصرف ترین نوشیدنی جهان آبجو است
!و بهای گرانترین چای جهان کیلویی یکصد میلیون تومان است

سن (G)

چند وقت پیش به یکی از همکارام گفتم آقا شما چند سالته؟ گفت 49. گفتم جالبه چون فکر می کردم شما سی و نه سالته. بعد اون گفت شما چند سالته؟ گفتم 39. گفت اینم جالبه چون من فکر می کردم شما چهل و نه سالته!ا
حسابی زد تو حالمون

Quiz Night (G)

دیشب با همکاران انجمن میکروبیولوژی تو مسابقه علمی شرکت کردیم و تا دور آخر هم جلو بودیم اما متاسفانه در نهایت دوم شدیم. جایزه هم چند کیلو شکلات و آبمیوه بود که تقسیم کردیم. آخر مسابقه هیجان انگیز بود که من با یه رقیب از گروه دیگر به سوالات پاسخ می دادیم و در نهایت اون سوخت و من برنده شدم. جمعیت هی تشویق می کرد و من هم مثل فاتحان جام جهانی دستهام رو بالا برده بودم. خلاصه حالی کردیم

Friday, October 15, 2010

درس (PG)

ده درس زیبا برای زندگی
درس اول
یه روز مسوول فروش، منشی دفتر و مدیر شرکت برای ناهار به سمت سلف سرویس قدم می زدند. یهو یه چراغ جادو روی زمین پیدا می کنن و روی اون رو مالش میدن و جن چراغ ظاهر میشه. جن میگه: من برای هر کدوم از شما یک آرزو برآورده می کنم. منشی می پره جلو و میگه: اول من، اول من!من می خوام که توی باهاماس باشم، سوار یه قایق بادبانی شیک باشم و هیچ نگرانی و غمی از دنیا نداشته باشم!پوووف! منشی ناپدید میشه ...بعد مسوول فروش می پره جلو و میگه: حالا من، حالا من. من می خوام توی هاوایی کنار ساحل لم بدم، یه ماساژور شخصی و یه منبع بی انتهای نوشیدنی داشته باشم و تمام عمرم حال کنم ...پوووف! مسوول فروش هم ناپدید میشه. بعد جن به مدیر میگه: حالا نوبت توئه. مدیر میگه: من می خوام که اون دو تا هر دوشون بعد از ناهار توی شرکت باشن
نتیجه اخلاقی : همیشه اجازه بده که رئیست اول صحبت کنه

درس دوم
یه روز یه کشیش به یه راهبه پیشنهاد می کنه که با ماشین برسوندش به مقصدش. راهبه سوار میشه و راه میفتن. چند دقیقه بعد راهبه پاهاش رو روی هم میندازه و کشیش زیر چشمی یه نگاهی به پای راهبه میندازه. راهبه میگه: پدر روحانی، روایت مقدس ۱۲۹ رو به خاطر بیار …!کشیش قرمز میشه و به جاده خیره میشه. چند دقیقه بعد بازم شیطون وارد عمل میشه و کشیش موقع عوض کردن دنده، بازوش رو با پای راهبه تماس میده …!راهبه باز میگه: پدر روحانی! روایت مقدس ۱۲۹ رو به خاطر بیار!!!کشیش زیر لب یه فحش میده و بیخیال میشه و راهبه رو به مقصدش می رسونه. بعد از اینکه کشیش به کلیسا بر می گرده سریع میدوه و از توی کتاب روایت مقدس ۱۲۹ رو پیدا می کنه و می بینه که نوشته: به پیش برو و عمل خود را پیگیری کن… کار خود را ادامه بده و بدان که به جلال و شادمانی که می خواهی میرسی
نتیجه اخلاقی: اگه توی شغلت از اطلاعات شغلی خودت کاملا آگاه نباشی، فرصتهای بزرگی رو از دست میدی

درس سوم
بلافاصله بعد از اینکه زن پیتر از زیر دوش حمام بیرون اومد پیتر وارد حمام شد. همون موقع زنگ در خونه به صدا در اومد. زن پیتر یه حوله دور خودش پیچید و رفت تا در رو باز کنه. همسایه شون رابرت پشت در ایستاده بود. تا رابرت زن پیتر رو دید گفت: همین الان ۱۰۰۰ دلار بهت میدم اگه اون حوله رو بندازی زمین!بعد از چند لحظه، زن پیتر حوله رو میندازه و رابرت چند ثانیه تماشا می کنه و ۱۰۰۰ دلار به زن پیتر میده و میره …!زن دوباره حوله رو دور خودش پیچید و برگشت. پیتر پرسید: کی بود زنگ زد؟ زن جواب داد: رابرت همسایه مون بود. پیتر گفت: خوبه… چیزی در مورد ۱۰۰۰ دلاری که به من بدهکار بود گفت؟
نتیجه اخلاقی: اگه شما اطلاعات حساس مشترک با کسی دارید که به اعتبار و آبرو مربوط میشه، همیشه باید در وضعیتی باشید که بتونید از اتفاقات قابل اجتناب جلوگیری کنید

درس چهارم
من خیلی خوشحال بودم !من و نامزدم قرار ازدواجمون رو گذاشته بودیم. والدینم خیلی کمکم کردند، دوستانم خیلی تشویقم کردند و نامزدم هم دختر فوق العاده ای بود. فقط یه چیز من رو یه کم نگران می کرد و اون هم خواهر نامزدم بود…!اون دختر باحال، زیبا و جذابی بود که گاهی اوقات بی پروا با من شوخی های ناجوری می کرد و باعث می شد که من احساس راحتی نداشته باشم. یه روز خواهر نامزدم با من تماس گرفت و از من خواست که برم خونه شون برای انتخاب مدعوین عروسی !سوار ماشینم شدم و وقتی رفتم اونجا اون تنها بود و بلافاصله رک و راست به من گفت :اگه همین الان ۵۰۰ دلار به من بدی بعدش حاضرم با تو …!من شوکه شده بودم و نمی تونستم حرف بزنم. اون گفت: من میرم توی اتاق خواب و اگه تو مایل به این کار هستی بیا پیشم. وقتی که داشت از پله ها بالا می رفت من بهش خیره شده بودم و بعد از رفتنش چند دقیقه ایستادم و بعد به طرف در ساختمون برگشتم و از خونه خارج شدم…!یهو با چهره نامزدم و چشمهای اشک آلود پدر نامزدم مواجه شدم!!!پدر نامزدم من رو در آغوش گرفت و گفت: تو از امتحان ما موفق بیرون اومدی…!ما خیلی خوشحالیم که چنین دامادی داریم و هیچکس رو بهتر از تو نمی تونستیم برای دخترمون پیدا کنیم. به خانوادهء ما خوش اومدی
نتیجه اخلاقی : همیشه سعی کنید کیف پولتون رو توی داشبورد ماشینتون بذارید شاید براتون شانس بیاره

درس پنجم
یه شب خانم خونه به خونه بر نمیگرده و تا صبح پیداش نمیشه!صبح بر میگرده خونه و به شوهرش میگه كه دیشب مجبور شده خونه یكی از دوستهای صمیمیش (مونث) بمونه. شوهر بر میداره به ۲۰ تا از صمیمی ترین دوستهای زنش زنگ میزنه ولی هیچكدومشون حرف خانم خونه رو تایید نمیكنن!یه شب آقای خونه تا صبح برنمیگرده خونه. صبح وقتی میاد به زنش میگه كه دیشب مجبور شده خونه یكی از دوستهای صمیمیش (مذكر) بمونه. خانم خونه بر میداره به ۲۰ تا از صمیمی ترین دوستهای شوهرش زنگ میزنه : ۱۵ تاشون تایید میكنن كه آقا تمام شب رو خونه ی اونا مونده! ۵ تای دیگه حتی میگن كه آقا هنوزم خونه اونا پیش اوناست
نتیجه اخلاقی: یادتون باشه كه مردها دوستهای بهتری برای همدیگه هستند

درس ششم
چهار تا دوست كه ۳۰ سال بود همدیگه رو ندیده بودند توی یه مهمونی همدیگه رو می بینن و شروع می كنن در مورد زندگی هاشون برای همدیگه تعریف کردن. بعد از مدتی یكی از اونا بلند میشه میره دستشویی. سه تای دیگه صحبت رو می كشونن به تعریف از فرزندانشون. اولی: پسر من باعث افتخار و خوشحالی منه. اون توی یه كار عالی وارد شد و خیلی سریع پیشرفت كرد.پسرم درس اقتصاد خوند و توی یه شركت بزرگ استخدام شد و پله های ترقی رو سریع بالا رفت و حالا شده معاون رئیس و اونقدر پولدار شده كه حتی برای تولد بهترین دوستش یه مرسدس بنز بهش هدیه داد !دومی: جالبه پسر من هم مایه افتخار و سرفرازی منه. توی یه شركت هواپیمایی مشغول به كار شد و بعد دوره خلبانی گذروند و سهامدار شركت شد و الان اكثر سهام اون شركت رو تصاحب كرده... پسرم اونقدر پولدار شد كه برای تولد صمیمی ترین دوستش یه هواپیمای خصوصی بهش هدیه داد !!!سومی: خیلی خوبه. پسر من هم باعث افتخار من شده. اون توی بهترین دانشگاههای جهان درس خوند و یه مهندس فوق العاده شد. الان یه شركت ساختمانی بزرگ برای خودش تاسیس كرده و میلیونر شده. پسرم اونقدر وضعش خوبه كه برای تولد بهترین دوستش یه ویلای ۳۰۰۰ متری بهش هدیه داد!هر سه تا دوست داشتند به همدیگه تبریك می گفتند كه دوست چهارم برگشت سر میز و پرسید این تبریكات به خاطر چیه؟!سه تای دیگه گفتند: ما در مورد پسرهامون كه باعث غرور و سربلندی ما شدن صحبت كردیم راستی تو در مورد فرزندت چی داری تعریف كنی؟!چهارمی گفت: دختر من رقاص کاباره شده و شبها با دوستاش توی یه كلوپ مخصوص كار میكنه!سه تای دیگه گفتند: اوه مایه خجالته چه افتضاحی !!!دوست چهارم گفت: نه! من ازش ناراضی نیستم. اون دختر منه و من دوستش دارم... در ضمن زندگی بدی هم نداره.اتفاقا همین دو هفته پیش به مناسبت تولدش از سه تا از صمیمی ترین دوست پسراش یه مرسدس بنز و یه هواپیمای خصوصی و یه ویلای سه هزار متری هدیه گرفت
نتیجه اخلاقی: هیچوقت به چیزی كه كاملا در موردش مطمئن نیستی افتخار نكن

درس هفتم
توی اتاق رختكن كلوپ گلف، وقتی همه آقایون جمع بودند. یهو یه موبایل روی یه نیمكت شروع میكنه به زنگ زدن.مردی كه نزدیك موبایل نشسته بود دكمه اسپیكر موبایل رو فشار میده و شروع می كنه به صحبت. بقیه آقایون هم مشغول گوش كردن به این مكالمه میشن ...مرد: الو؟صدای زن اونطرف خط: الو سلام عزیزم. تو هنوز توی كلوپ هستی؟مرد: آره !زن: من توی فروشگاه بزرگ هستم. اینجا یه كت چرمی خوشگل دیدم كه فقط ۱۰۰۰ دلاره! اشكالی نداره اگه بخرمش؟مرد : نه. اگه اونقدر دوستش داری اشكالی نداره!زن: من یه سری هم به نمایشگاه مرسدس بنز زدم و مدلهای جدید ۲۰۰۶ رو دیدم... یكیشون خیلی قشنگ بود قیمتش ۲۶۰۰۰۰ دلار بود !مرد: باشه. ولی با این قیمت سعی كن ماشین رو با تمام امكانات جانبی بخری !زن: عالیه. اوه یه چیز دیگه، اون خونه ای رو كه قبلا میخواستیم بخریم دوباره توی بنگاه گذاشتن برای فروش. میگن ۹۵۰۰۰۰ دلاره. مرد: خب… برو تا فروخته نشده پولشو بده. ولی سعی كن ۹۰۰۰۰۰ دلار بیشتر ندی !!!زن: خیلی خوبه. بعدا می بینمت عزیزم خداحافظ مرد: خداحافظ. بعدش مرد یه نگاهی به آقایونی كه با حسرت نگاهش میكردن میندازه و میگه: كسی میدونه این موبایل مال كیه ؟
نتیجه اخلاقی : هیچوقت موبایلتونو جایی جا نذارین

درس هشتم
یه زوج ۶۰ ساله به مناسبت سی و پنجمین سالگرد ازدواجشون رفته بودند بیرون كه یه جشن كوچیك دو نفره بگیرن.وقتی توی پارك زیر یه درخت نشسته بودند یهو یه فرشته كوچیك خوشگل جلوشون ظاهر شد و گفت: چون شما همیشه یه زوج فوق العاده بودین و تمام مدت به همدیگه وفادار بودین من برای هر كدوم از شما یه دونه آرزو برآورده میكنم!زن از خوشحالی پرید بالا و گفت:چه عالی! من میخوام همراه شوهرم به یه سفر دور دنیا بریم. فرشته چوب جادوییش رو تكون داد و پوف! دو تا بلیط درجه اول برای بهترین تور مسافرتی دور دنیا توی دستهای زن ظاهر شد !حالا نوبت شوهر بود كه آرزو كنه.مرد چند لحظه فكر كرد و گفت:این خیلی رمانتیكه ولی چنین بخت و شانسی فقط یه بار توی زندگی آدم پیش میاد. بنابراین خیلی متاسفم عزیزم آرزوی من اینه كه یه همسری داشته باشم كه ۳۰ سال از من كوچیكتر باشه. زن و فرشته جا خوردند و خیلی دلخور شدند. ولی آرزو آرزوئه و باید برآورده بشه.فرشته چوب جادوییش رو تكون داد و پوف! مرد ۹۰ سالش شد
نتیجه اخلاقی : مردها ممكنه زرنگ و بدجنس باشند، ولی فرشته ها طرفدار زنها هستند

درس نهم
یه مرد ۸۰ ساله میره برای چكاپ. دكتر ازش در مورد وضعیت فعلیش می پرسه و پیرمرد با غرور جواب میده:هیچوقت به این خوبی نبودم. تازگیا با یه دختر ۲۵ ساله ازدواج كردم و حالا باردار شده و كم كم داره موقع زایمانش میرسه. نظرت چیه دكتر؟!دكتر چند لحظه فكر میكنه و میگه: خب بذار یه داستان برات تعریف كنم. من یه نفر رو می شناسم كه شكارچی ماهریه. اون هیچوقت تابستونا رو برای شكار كردن از دست نمیده. یه روز كه می خواسته بره شكار از بس عجله داشته اشتباهی چترش رو به جای تفنگش بر میداره و میره توی جنگل! همینطور كه میرفته جلو یهو از پشت درختها یه پلنگ وحشی ظاهر میشه و میاد به طرفش. شكارچی چتر رو می گیره به طرف پلنگ و نشونه می گیره و ... بنگ! پلنگ كشته میشه و میفته روی زمین!!!پیرمرد با حیرت میگه: این امكان نداره! حتما یه نفر دیگه پلنگ رو با تیر زده!دكتر یه لبخند میزنه و میگه: دقیقا منظور منم همین بود
نتیجه اخلاقی : هیچوقت در مورد چیزی كه مطمئن نیستی نتیجه كار خودته ادعا نداشته نباش

درس دهم
روزی مردی ثروتمند در اتومبیل جدید و گران قیمت خود با سرعت فراوان از خیابان کم رفت و آمدی می گذشت.ناگهان از بین دو اتومبیل پارک شده در کنار خیابان یک پسر بچه پاره آجری به سمت او پرتاب کرد. پاره آجر به اتومبیل او برخورد کرد!مرد پایش را روی ترمز گذاشت و سریع پیاده شد و دید که اتومبیلش صدمه زیادی دیده است. به طرف پسرک رفت و او را سرزنش کرد.پسرک گریان با تلاش فراوان بالاخره توانست توجه مرد را به سمت پیاده رو، جایی که برادر فلجش از روی صندلی چرخدار به زمین افتاده بود جلب کند.پسرک گفت: "اینجا خیابان خلوتی است و به ندرت کسی از آن عبور می کند. برادر بزرگم از روی صندلی چرخدارش به زمین افتاده و من زور کافی برای بلند کردنش ندارم"."برای اینکه شما را متوقف کنم ناچار شدم از این پاره آجر استفاده کنم".مرد بسیار متاثر شد و از پسر عذر خواهی کرد. برادر پسرک را بلند کرد و روی صندلی نشاند و سوار اتومبیل گرانقیمتش شد و به راهش ادامه داد
نتیجه اخلاقی : خدا در روح ما زمزمه می کند و با قلب ما حرف می زند. اما بعضی اوقات زمانی که وقت نداریم به ندای قلبمان گوش کنیم، او مجبور می شود بگونه ای عمل کند که شاید به مزاقمان خوش نیاید ... در زندگی چنان با سرعت حرکت نکنید که دیگران مجبور شوند...ا
با تشکر از جعفر

Thursday, October 14, 2010

تسلیت (G)

درگذشت بانوی آواز ایران، خانم مرضیه بر هنردوستان تسلیت باد
این چند روزه تعداد زیادی از هنرمندان ایرانی و غیر ایرانی را از دست داده ایم

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

پناهنده (G)

به گفته مقامات مسئول، امسال بیشترین پناهجویان غیرقانونی استرالیا را اتباع ایرانی، افغانی و سری لانکایی تشکیل می دهند

Sunday, October 10, 2010

خسته (G)

خسته ام، برام دعا کنید

Thursday, October 7, 2010

پول (PG)

میگم از خبر حراج الماس سی میلیارد تومانی که بگذریم، خبر جریمه هفت تریلیون تومانی یک تاجر سی و سه ساله فرانسوی هم جالب است!ا

Monday, October 4, 2010

Must Seen-Updated (PG)

Movie
Virgin Snow: K Movie
A Millionaire's First Love: K Movie
A Time to Remember: K Movie
Tokyo Boy: J Movie
Love So Divine: K Movie
Unstoppable Marriage: K Movie
Now and Forever: K Movie
Daisy: K Movie
...ing: K Movie
Sono Toki wa Kare ni Yoroshiku (Say Hello for Me): J Movie
Season of Good Rain: K Movie
Ima, Ai ni Yukimasu (Be with You): J TV Drama/Movie
Waiting in the Dark: J Movie
Contract Lover: Hong Kong Movie
World of Silence: K Movie
Boku no Hatsukoi wo Kimi ni Sasagu Raw (I Give My First Love to You): J Movie
Ride Away: K Movie
Angel I Love You: Taiwanese Movie
My Boss, My Teacher/My Boss, My Hero: K Movie
Little Prince: K Movie
Oh! Happy Day: K Movie
Trace of Love: K Movie
The Scent of Love: K Movie
The Classic: K Movie
Love of South and North: K Movie
Shiri: K Movie
Love Undercover: HK Movie
Love Undercover 2: Love Mission: HK Movie
Drink, Drank, Drunk: HK Movie
Game: J Movie
Crazy for Wait: K Movie
Wedding Dress: K Movie
My Sassy Girl: K Movie
Starlight High Noon: J Movie
Josee, the Tiger and the Fish: J Movie (M)
Hear Me: T Movie
Secret: T Movie
TV Drama
Kita no Kuni Kara (From the Northern Country): Japanese TV Drama
Aishiteru To Itte Kure: J TV Drama
Koizora/Sky of Love: J TV Drama
Rondo: Korean TV Drama
Stairway to Heaven: Korean TV Drama
Sad Love Story/Sad Love Song/Sad Sonata: K TV Drama
Winter Sonata: K TV Drama
Autumn Fairy Tale/Automn in My Heart: K TV Drama
Save The Last Dance For Me: K TV Drama
Beautiful Days: K TV Drama
Bad Love: K TV Drama
Tatta Hitotsu No Koi: J TV Drama
Tree of Heaven/Trees In Heaven/Heavenly Tree: K TV Drama
Sekai no Chuushin de, Ai wo Sakebu: J TV Drama
Truth: K TV Drama
Women In The Sun: K TV Drama
Hanoi Bride: K TV Drama
When Spring Comes: K TV Drama
Tokyo Shower: K TV Drama
We Are Dating Now: K TV Drama
Boku to Kanojo to Kanojo no Ikiru Michi (The Way We Live): J TV Drama
My Mighty Princess: K TV Drama
One Liter of Tears: J TV Drama
Will It Snow for Christmas? K TV Drama
All in: K TV Drama
What Star Did You Come From? K TV Drama
Temptation of an Angel: K TV Drama
Bara no Nai Hanaya (The Flower Shop without Roses): J TV Drama
Summer Scent: K TV Drama
My 19 Year Old Sister in Law/My Sister-in-Law Is 19 /She Is Nineteen: K TV Drama
Cinderella's Sister: K TV Drama
Silence: Taiwanese TV Drama
The Snow Queen: K TV Drama
Konna Koi no Hanashi (A Story of Love): J TV Drama
Loving You: K TV Drama
Really Really Like You/Love Truly/I Really Really Like You: K TV Drama
Crazy For You/Crazy for Love /Crazy in Love: K TV Drama
Spring Story: J TV Drama
Koukou Kyoushi (High School Teacher ): J TV Drama
Itoshi Kimi E (to the One I Love): J TV Drama
Spring Waltz: K TV Drama
Down with Love/Just Want to Depend on You/Stick with You: T TV Drama
Don’t Hesitate: K TV Drama
My Fair Lady/Yojo Lady/The Perfect Girl/Take Care of the Young Lady/Take Care of My Lady: K TV Drama
The Mysteries of Love/Shall We State the Case: HK TV Drama
Why Why Love/Exchange Love: T TV Drama
Beautiful Illusions: Singapore TV Drama
Sticky Note Girl/Destiny Love: T TV Drama

Sunday, October 3, 2010

زمان (G)

فاصله زمانی ایران آدلاید هفت ساعت می باشد

شام (G)

شام (G)


خاطره (G)

اکبر عبدی همبازی مرحوم حسین پناهی، خاطره‌ای از همکار سابقش می‌گوید که خواندن آن خالی از لطف نیست. او می‌گوید: یک روز سر سریال بودیم. هوا هم خیلی سرد بود. حسین از ماشین پیاده شد بدون کاپشن. گفتم: حسین این جوری اومدی از خانه بیرون؟ نگفتی سرما می‌خوری؟! گفت: کاپشن قشنگی بود نه؟ گفتم: آره. گفت: من هم خیلی دوستش داشتم ولی سر راه یکی را دیدم که اون هم دوستش داشت و هم احتیاجش داشت، من فقط دوستش داشتم
با تشکر از کبری

Friday, October 1, 2010

کتاب قانون (PG)

کتاب قانون یه فیلم با بازی خوب پرویز پرستویی و روی خوب تر هنرپیشه زن فیلم است!ا

تعطیل (G)

.این آخر هفته اینجا تعطیلات طولانی یا لانگ ویکند است